Loose support is fine with me. I don't weigh much. The weather was great! The rain held off just until everyone finished their rounds. It was as if God himself willed it to be. And I,m sorry to have to break the news (or should I call it olds), J.C. was crucibled almost two thousand years ago. Some religious fanatics of his day had him whacked. By the way, If he were alive to read my post, I'm sure he would detect my tongue in cheekiness and take no offense. So don't pretend to speak for him, you moron hypochristian. If anyone has a problem with my comment about J.C., I will gladly present my rosy red in its full glory so you can plant your most impassioned favors upon it. I'm totally cool with what he stood for but I'm not about to totally dismiss my sense of reason for it.
If yew kud spel beter, pepul wudint no yew wur dum and mite take yew mor seriusly. If you want to be abused more, take it to my e-mail: email@example.com
. You are no match for me. I guarantee it!
P.S. Because I realise you are too dumb to get it, I misspelled your name and wrote crucible instead of crucified on purpose. I did this because I think you are a d**k and because of the pun/ double meaning of crucible.